Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Manhood With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized

According to SDE Kenya, a man has sustained a life-
threatening injury while trying to make his manhood
bigger with sex tool. Read on...
First it was city women with small breasts and butts using
concoctions to enlarge their busts and behinds, or wearing
enhancers to create the impression they had bigger 'assets.'
Now men in Nairobi have been bitten by the 'bigger is better'
bug. Just having a fuel guzzler, palatial home and
expansive parcels of land is no longer enough. The real man
now also has to pack a 'bazooka' in his boxers. It is the
ultimate, it seems, to be super endowed with roaring horse
power fuelled by the 'blue pill.' This is the age of the joystick
enlarger. But for a 26-year-old man, the desire to have a
formidable firearm ended at Kenyatta National Hospital
where medics tried to save whatever remained of his 'tools
of trade' after his manhood got tangled up in an
enlargement device.
The patient cannot be named due to doctor-patient
confidentiality, but he consented to his case being used as
a medical case study in the October 2015 issue of the
International Journal of Surgery in which local doctors
Faraj Alkizim, Daniel Kanyata, Joseph Githaiga and Joseph
Oliech described how they managed to pull off a ring that
had 'choked' the joystick of the patient in an article titled
Tight Affair, for more than 12 hours. The International
Journal of Surgery notes that Kenyatta National Hospital
admitted the 26-year-old male patient who was presented to
the casualty department from a peripheral facility after he
"complained of inability to remove a penile ring, penile pain
and inability to pass urine."
According to the doctors, the penile ring had been inserted
the previous evening at 7pm as part of a penile enlargement
kit the patient had bought. The kit had instructions on how to
place the ring around the joystick for three hours every two
weeks. He had previously successfully removed it as he
followed the enlargement regimen.
The doctors said that the delay to seek medical help led to
gradual enlargement of the joystick with darkening of the
glans. He was also unable to urinate and had developed
abdominal pain. "An attempt to remove or cut the ring in a
minor theatre was unsuccessful as the ring was too thick for
the
available cutters," notes the doctors in the journal.
They explained that, "A sharp prick with a blade was made
on the joystick. About 100 ml of clotted, dark venous blood
was milked out. This enabled a decrease in the
penile circumference and nylon tape was slipped underneath
the ring." After an hour of repeatedly slipping the nylon tape
under the ring, wrapping the distal end tightly around
the joystick, and pulling the proximal end of the nylon tape in
a circumferential manner, the doctors were able to slip the
ring off the joystick. It was quite a lesson for the local jogoo
who yearned to crow the loudest and send hens scampering
in his hood.